1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:04,560 I shall take the Primrose room on the south side. 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,040 Be careful, Biddy, that is my best commode. 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:09,320 Are you moving in, Hesther? 4 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:12,000 Yes, did Graham not tell thee? 5 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,200 No. 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,320 HESTHER: And you did not tell me that... 7 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,160 Ah! Ah! Ah! 8 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:22,000 I took pity on Hesther in her hovel and bade her live here, 9 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,040 at your suggestion. 10 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,480 Good. It is good. 11 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,400 -[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] -I bid thee welcome. 12 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,440 Nay, madam, 'tis I who bid thee welcome. 13 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,640 I do not think 'tis possible to be bid welcome in my own house. 14 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:38,440 If indeed it is thine own house... 15 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:42,480 Uh, come! [CLAPS] Hesther, let me help. 16 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:43,800 HESTHER: Oh, no. Oh! Oh! 17 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,000 ...to thy room. 18 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,480 [HESTHER GRUNTS] 19 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,320 [GRUNTING] See that ye are comfortable. 20 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,480 Graham! [GIGGLING] 21 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,920 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 22 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:14,240 [LAUGHING] Thank ye, Husband. 23 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:17,320 Hush-ho, Hesther. What are you doing? 24 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:20,760 Parading about the place like some hobbling harlequin. 25 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,040 So, ye have not yet told Helene 26 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,040 our good news, though ye did promise? 27 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,320 Nay. 28 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,040 If ye will not tell her, I will. 29 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,440 Ye will not! 30 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,600 [WHIMPERING] Please! Be careful! The baby! 31 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,880 [GASPS] 32 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,600 I will tell her in my own time. 33 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,040 At least let me do that. 34 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,240 If I'm to give up my one true love 35 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,120 and take up a half-life with thee. 36 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:50,000 Very well. But, Graham, 37 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,120 I would have thee sleep by my side tonight. 38 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:09,760 [QUIVERING] 39 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,640 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 40 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:20,480 Oh! 41 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,360 Oh! Graham? 42 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,840 What in heavens? 43 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,920 Oh, Helene. 44 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,320 If I could tell thee... 45 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,760 She... She... 46 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,640 She... [STAMMERING] What? Tell me what? 47 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:29,720 [GLASS BREAKING] 48 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,120 -Give me thy breasts. -Nay. 49 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,480 I need thy teats. 50 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,800 -Stop. Stop! -[BREATHING HEAVILY] 51 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,320 I know thee not! 52 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,800 'Tis as if a beast hath taken possession of thine eyes! 53 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,160 Oh, the beast is not in mine eyes, Helene. 54 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,320 'Tis here! 55 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,400 Oh! 56 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:53,360 This...purple thug 57 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:59,680 that seeks to bounce and twizzle thee atop his ruddied head. 58 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,320 [GASPS] 59 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:06,600 This is the beast that rules and ruins me. 60 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:07,720 [GASPS] 61 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,080 [BREATHS UNSTEADILY] 62 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:11,800 Damn thee! 63 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,480 [VOICE QUIVERING] Damn thee to hell. 64 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,080 [DOOR CLOSING] 65 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 [HESTHER SINGING] 66 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,840 [SCREECHING] 67 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:35,680 [SCREECHES] 68 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,200 ♪ Cherry ripe, cherry ripe, ripe... ♪ 69 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,480 What mean thee heaving yourself into our home? 70 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,560 I have moved in here, thank you. 71 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 To be with my husband. 72 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,600 [SCOFFS] Husband? 73 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:51,960 I am still married to Dr Foggerty, as well ye know. 74 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:55,800 A man I mistook for my brother because of a wicked, wicked lie. 75 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:56,880 [STAMMERING] 76 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,440 [SCOFFS] Do not deny it. 77 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,680 I heard your sad confession to Biddy. 78 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,040 [INHALES] And who would believe a cripple's tale? 79 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,760 Master Edmund, for one. 80 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,960 I am sure he would be most relieved by such a revelation. 81 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,000 Nay, Hesther, you will not spill this. 82 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,720 I shall do as I please. For... 83 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,280 Do you understand, I will lose everything if you do? 84 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,840 And, prithee, why should I care? 85 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,440 After all ye have done to me? 86 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,520 [SCOFFS] 87 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,640 And how will you persuade Dr Foggerty to suffer thee, 88 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,320 shuffling about our home like some painted tortoise? 89 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,040 He will ne'er love thee whilst Helene is near. 90 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:34,400 Then I shall bid her leave. 91 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,400 And fuel his hatred further? 92 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,640 Nay. I have a better notion, sister. 93 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:44,040 There is a place in the woods, Cold Cottage, 94 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,840 where the wicked sisters do sometimes do their dark work. 95 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:48,880 'Tis a dreary place that would make 96 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:50,560 any man seek comfort, e'en in thee. 97 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,720 I suggest ye be gone by morning. 98 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,960 And Helene? 99 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,800 Oh, I will see that she is driven from this place. 100 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,480 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 101 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,520 [PANTING] 102 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,760 [SOBBING] I shall tame thee, 103 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,640 once and for all. 104 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,080 [BREATHING UNSTEADILY] 105 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,160 [YELPING] 106 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:33,400 Some men do find ecstasy in agony. 107 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,080 Do they? 108 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,480 [YELPING] 109 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:43,200 The rasp of roup about one's wrist. 110 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:50,800 The ripe sting of paddle upon one's body bare. 111 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,840 [GASPS] Ooh! 112 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,480 [SIGHS] 113 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,920 [HESTHER SNORING] 114 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,760 [DR FOGGERTY SNORING] 115 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,800 [DR FOGGERTY GROANING] 116 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,280 Good morning, Husband. 117 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,360 [SPLUTTERING] 118 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 [HESTHER MOANING] 119 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,160 Is it my morning breath? [EXHALES] 120 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,880 Hesther, what are you doing? 121 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,160 [MOANING] 122 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,160 Arghh! 123 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,960 [BREATHING HEAVILY] Hesther, did ye do this? 124 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,320 I think not! 125 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,360 [MOANING] 126 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,560 Shall we have a lazy lover's breakfast? 127 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,040 Nay! 128 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,840 I will not have thee cavorting in front of Helene, 129 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,960 like some crippled strumpet. 130 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,400 That is why I have packed a small bag. 131 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:25,080 There can be but one mistress of Hunderby, 132 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,720 and I realise that I am not she. 133 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:28,800 [SIGHS] 134 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,800 Hesther, really? 135 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,840 So... 136 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:39,000 So, you're leaving? 137 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,760 Oh, thank you, Hesther. 138 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,440 Your mercy knows no bounds! Good luck! 139 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:47,560 Nay, Graham, I think it best we both leave Hunderby. 140 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:48,840 To spare Helene's heart. 141 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,480 I'll have a pony and trap brought round. 142 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,400 But, Hesther... 143 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,640 I do not want to leave. 144 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:00,760 'Tis not a question of want, Graham. 145 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:01,840 'Tis a question of duty. 146 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:04,800 Christ is watching. 147 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,480 DR FOGGERTY: My dearest lamb. 148 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,480 When first I spied thee, 149 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:25,040 I thought I might die of thy perfection. 150 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,120 [SLURPING] 151 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,440 I will wait daily in our courting bar at noon. 152 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,360 If ye come, I know ye can forgive me this awfulness, 153 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:39,040 and if ye do not, I shall happily die. 154 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,000 For I love only you. 155 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,840 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 156 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,800 [SING-SONG] Good morrow! [CHUCKLES] 157 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,080 [CLEARS THROAT] 158 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:15,480 Ooh. Master Edmund, congratulations. 159 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:16,960 [CHUCKLES] 160 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:20,200 I have ne'er seen a bonnier clutch of stools. 161 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,320 Yes, my colon feels most supple this morning. 162 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,760 Tsk! Oh, well, ye may not recall all the hours 163 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:30,040 I tarried at that bedside through thy sickness. 164 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,640 Indeed there were times when ye 165 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,320 pressed me to tarry within thy bed. 166 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,800 Dorothy, I was unconscious, not insane. 167 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,160 Why would I e'er press thee into my bed? Mmm? 168 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,640 BROTHER JOSEPH: Good morrow. 169 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,560 Oh, Brother Joseph. 170 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:50,280 I was not aware ye had made yourself a permanent guest here. 171 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,040 Well, ye are aware now. 172 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:55,560 You may take away my bountiful night pot if you seek to please me. 173 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:57,040 [CHUCKLING] 174 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,680 Ahh! Ahhh! 175 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,840 -[SOBBING] -Oh. Oh. Oh. 176 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,200 For the love of God! 177 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,840 Ahhh! 178 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,280 Why, my God? 179 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,480 [VOCALISING] 180 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,160 You would hum and prance, Hesther? 181 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,000 Whilst my world breaks? 182 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,320 But I feel so beautiful this morn. 183 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,560 Oh, Graham. 184 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,720 'Tis just the fresh start we need. 185 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,440 Oh! 186 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:57,240 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 187 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,960 Ah! Ah! Ah! 188 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,560 [SOBBING] 189 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,640 Know you the meaning of this mark? 190 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:23,920 But 'tis Graham's! 191 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,120 The doctor is gone, I have a dread sensation. 192 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,200 [GASPS] 193 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:30,640 There's a letter, ma'am, under your door. 194 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,040 But is addressed to thee, should I read it? 195 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,720 No! No, give it to me. 196 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,440 [GASPS] 197 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,080 Oh, no. 198 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,240 Oh, 'tis as I foresaw. 199 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,760 The curse of motherhood. 200 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,240 Your sour face and bland company 201 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,400 hath driven up our doctor to take his own life, 202 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,680 rather than wed thee! 203 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:51,760 What? 204 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,400 "I choose death 205 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,480 "rather than another dreary day with Helene, 206 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,120 "whose crumpeted bottom and empty baboon breasts 207 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,880 "have drained me of the will to live." 208 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,800 Nay! Nay! 209 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,400 Ohh! 210 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,000 Where's Hesther? I must talk to her. 211 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,840 I hate to swipe thee with a double blow, 212 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,800 ma'am, but Hesther has also passed. 213 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,160 What? 214 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,800 Still, at least she died in a nice bed. 215 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,280 Ohh! 216 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,840 But it seems thee are 217 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,200 as an angel of death in this house, ma'am. 218 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,320 [SOBBING] 219 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,360 [SIGHS] 220 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,040 [SOBS] Oh! 221 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,440 [SOBS] 222 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,360 What? 223 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,000 No! 224 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,160 [GASPS AND SCREAMS] 225 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,920 Oh, ma'am! Oh, no! 226 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,320 Oh, ye must not torture yourself. 227 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,600 Why not join Hesther and Foggerty? 228 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,920 If you end it now, before time further 229 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,120 rapes you of your last shreds of youth, 230 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,800 at least you might be remembered more fondly. 231 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,280 [SOBBING] 232 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,360 Tsk! 233 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,960 Oh, is there any more? 234 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,120 [HELENE WAILING] 235 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,120 Come, Shook! 236 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,360 Oh, Pastor John. 237 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,440 What an unexpected pleasure. [CHUCKLES] 238 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,840 Will ye take tea and a nice bunty? 239 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:04,360 Eh, nay, I have not come here to stomach fancies. 240 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:07,720 But to bid my final adieu to Brother Edmund 241 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,560 and return Christ's baton. 242 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,480 Well, Master Edmund is at chamber. 243 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,240 I wonder, if after my farewell, 244 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:21,840 I might tarry a moment with the lady of the house? 245 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,960 [CHUCKLING] Ooh! Well, it would be a joy. 246 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,000 [SIGHS] 247 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:33,320 We could play hand of canasta or simply gaze into each other's eyes. 248 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,200 I was much pursued in my youth, so, 249 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:42,400 'tis no surprise to feel thy ears and nose come a-pricking 250 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,240 whene'er I am near. 251 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,640 Oh, Christ, no. I did not mean thee, ma'am. 252 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,080 -Oh. -No. 253 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:52,480 In truth, I come here seeking Helene's hand. 254 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,400 Stay! Shook. 255 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,520 [WHINES] 256 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:03,080 I suspect Master Edmund will be taking his afternoon snoozie. 257 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:09,280 [GRUNTING AND GROANING] 258 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:10,680 Oh, sweet Jehovah! 259 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,880 Oh! 260 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,240 [GRUNTS] Aah! 261 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,720 Ah! 262 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,360 'Tis not as it seems! 263 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,960 I was attempting to massage Satan from Brother Edmund. 264 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,600 Evidence of the illness that the doctor 265 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,320 said was caught in my nether regions. 266 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,360 It is an abomination! 267 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,480 Indeed! It sickened me to do it. 268 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:32,200 Edmund, Pastor, do you deny he did excite thee to whiteness? 269 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:36,520 It was but the bottom spray of a passing girl, I am sure. 270 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,040 I see no girl in here! 271 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,240 Oh, they are quick, Pastor, the devil's envoys, 272 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,560 they do spurt their bottom juice and go! 273 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,040 You shall hang for this! 274 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,120 Both men must hang until their necks be broke! 275 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:50,400 Oh, Pastor, nay, please! Hear me, for Christ is merciful. 276 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:55,040 Master Edmund, how can he love a man when he loves a woman? 277 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:59,880 He what? 'Tis no time for such riddle me rees. 278 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:03,200 Master Edmund is innocent, sir, because... 279 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,320 He loves me. 280 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,880 You? 281 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,440 Aye. [INHALES] 282 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,720 We are engaged to be married. 283 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,360 Are we not, Master Edmund? 284 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,880 -Erm... -See here? 285 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,400 The Hunderby ring, with which he pledged himself to me. 286 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,240 Edmund, is this true? 287 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,040 -Uh... -You will hang 288 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,960 till your neck be snapped to twain if you do deny it, sir. 289 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,640 It is true. 290 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,360 Yes, we are aching to be man and wife. 291 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,200 [BROTHER JOSEPH GROANS] 292 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,640 Oh, sir, please! Sir! 293 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,600 Try as ye might to protect him, 294 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:50,720 rest assured, Shook and my men shall hunt this Polynesian pervert down! 295 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,920 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDING] 296 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,400 ♪ Bobby Shafto's gone to sea Silver buckles at his knee 297 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,760 ♪ He'll come back and marry me Bonny Bobby Shafto! 298 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,720 ♪ Bobby Shafto bright and fair Panning out his yellow hair 299 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:13,400 ♪ He's my love for evermore Bonny Bobby Shafto! 300 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,280 ♪ Bobby Shafto's gone to sea Silver buckles at his knee 301 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,840 ♪ He'll come back and marry me Bonny Bobby Shafto! 302 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,120 ♪ Bobby Shafto bright and fair Panning out his yellow hair 303 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,840 ♪ He's my love for evermore Bonny Bobby Shafto! 304 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,560 ♪ Bobby Shafto's gone to sea Silver buckles at his knee 305 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,520 ♪ He'll come back and marry me Bonny Bobby Shafto! ♪ 306 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,480 Mmm. 307 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:41,640 Well, if you want her truly, sir, I, uh, do know of a way. 308 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:48,040 Why not stay on here as a guest, that you may be close, 309 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,440 when Cupid's arrow doth strike dear Helene's heart. 310 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,800 -Stay? Here? -Hmm. 311 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:59,040 Enjoy some luxury in my... [CLEARS THROAT] ...home cooking. [LAUGHS] 312 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,720 Besides, I do not feel safe knowing 313 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,440 the Scotch sorcerer is still at large. 314 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,800 I always knew there was something 315 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,640 unnatural about Brother Joseph. 316 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,040 Bit too brown. 317 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:15,320 Though, I once peeped his dingly and it was white as snow. 318 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:20,760 We will catch and slay him, fear ye not, madam. 319 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,040 Hmm. Well, 320 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,560 perhaps he might hang as Edmund and I wed, 321 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:26,840 we could make a day of it. 322 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,440 Hmm, perhaps. 323 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,880 Talking of which, I, uh... 324 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,960 I thought we could twin our wedding gown 325 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:38,320 as Master Edmund fancies shimmering apricot a most flattering hue. 326 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,160 I think a shirt and ashes more help. 327 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,520 [GROANS] 328 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,880 You jest! [CHUCKLES] 329 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,960 -You! -[GROANING] 330 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,640 Oh! Oh! Oh! 331 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,440 -[GIGGLES] -[MOANING] 332 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:53,520 Getting frisky afore our nuptials are in, Holy Pastor John! 333 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,680 I shall be pregnant afore the day is through. 334 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,280 Frisky, you hag! My legs are breaking! 335 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,840 -Gads! -Ooh! 336 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,080 -[THUD] -[EDMUND EXHALES] 337 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,760 A woman of your years, prancing atop me 338 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,600 like some slut on a cock horse! 339 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,280 [LAUGHING] Hark, the lovebirds. 340 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,640 Save it till your wedding night, you're making me blush. 341 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:19,760 In the view of the incident upstairs, Brother, 342 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,400 I am afraid that I and the elders 343 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,640 of the village will need proof that 344 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:32,200 ye and Dorothy are able to consummate your marriage. 345 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:39,480 Really? You mean you must all crowd about to witness the act? 346 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,920 Aye, sir. 347 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,920 Will ye require a number of positions? 348 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,400 Nay, I shall make sure my view is good. 349 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,720 Oh, nay, I meant, might ye wish to witness us 350 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,480 -in a variety of interlockings... -Oh, gosh! 351 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:58,680 I suspect Master Edmund would enjoy the "two dogs", 352 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:03,080 or the "angry wheelbarrow", we could even attempt 353 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,440 the "shattered biscuit". 354 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:08,000 Nay, nay, the "Missionary" will suffice. 355 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,880 Thank you. 356 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,200 [HELENE MOANING AND SHRIEKING] 357 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,520 [PANTING] 358 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,160 [SOBBING] 359 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,000 [WAILS] 360 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,560 -DOROTHY: What is it? -Babe Ronald is gone, he is gone! 361 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:34,840 [BOTH GASPING] 362 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,280 There is blood on the bonnet and... 363 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,200 -Tooth marks on the crib. -No! 364 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,600 -Oh! -[GASPS] 365 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,840 Scratches through the blanket! 366 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,280 Do you think it be wolves? 367 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,840 [SOBBING] Oh! My baby! 368 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,880 I must go find him! 369 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,640 [SOBBING] 370 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,480 Hush, hush, hush, we will find he. 371 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:59,320 We will find baby Ronald, and yet, if he be found, 372 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,040 then you must promise me something, Helene. 373 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,600 -Yes, anything. I'll do anything. -Anything? 374 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,240 Yes, please, go! 375 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,920 Then ye will marry me? 376 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,680 [STAMMERS] Yes, whatever you ask! 377 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,400 This woman is witness to the troth. 378 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,160 I am. She did promise. 379 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,520 Please go! 380 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,360 We will begin the search. 381 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,880 [HELENE SOBS] 382 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,320 [STRUMMING SAD SONG] 383 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,200 [HESTHER GASPING] 384 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,960 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 385 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:59,440 Oh, Husband! I beg of thee to fumbly me, just a little. Please! 386 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,880 My frizzy purse is eager to swallow anything. 387 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:03,960 Even a thumb! 388 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,160 Hesther, please, nay! 389 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,960 Please! Please! 390 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,600 Nay! 391 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,200 [MOANING] Yes! Oh! 392 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,880 Oh! Oh, I am as a girl again upon our wedding couch. 393 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,800 -[MOANING] -Hesther. 394 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,080 -What is that lump? -Oh, Graham! 395 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,560 Have you found my lady nubbin at last? 396 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,160 -[MOANS LOUDLY] -What in hell's mouth is this? 397 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,280 [GASPING] 398 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,440 Hesther. 399 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,880 Is this our baby? 400 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,200 Oh, Graham... 401 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,440 -We are still husband and wife... -Oh, woman! 402 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,760 -I only meant to... -Oh, woman! 403 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,440 Wickedness is thy name! 404 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,960 [GASPING] 405 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,480 You have torn from me my own son, 406 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,200 and the only woman I love! 407 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,800 You've crucified me! 408 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,440 And you've flayed me for misdeeds past! 409 00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:00,200 And now you will imprison me for a cushion? 410 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:04,240 Oh, liar! Liar! Wicked dribble! 411 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,720 Wicked dribble! Wicked dribble! 412 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,800 [GASPS] 413 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,640 Hesther... 414 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,320 Oh, Gad's day. Oh, Hesther. 415 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:32,000 What have ye made me do? 416 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,480 [GASPS] 417 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,120 Helene! 418 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,840 [BABY GURGLING] 419 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,400 Babby Ronald. 420 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,240 -[CHUCKLES] -Oh! Wait. 421 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,560 [BABY COOING] 422 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,360 Ye are the very devil. 423 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,360 [HORSE NEIGHING] 424 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,800 Where is she? Where is my sweet Helene? 425 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,560 Sweet Helene? 426 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,120 She did not grieve for thee after you left. 427 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,720 Succoured herself to the first man who came along. 428 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,240 Pastor John. 429 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,520 They have been as rabbits in a rut e'er since. 430 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:00,800 [SOBBING] 431 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,720 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 432 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,560 [PANTING] Madam? Looky here, whom we have found. 433 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,960 Oh, Ronald! My darling! 434 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,560 Oh, thank you! Oh! 435 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,680 Thank you! Where was he? 436 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,960 Uh, Shook trailed the poor bab to a badger's set in the woods. 437 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,240 They must have come here as a team and carried off the poor tot. 438 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,120 Now rest assured, I butchered the lot of them for their crime, 439 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,080 I did stamp them to death 440 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,960 and watched their eyes pop forth like pips from a grape. 441 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,440 -[BABY CRYING] -Oh! 442 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,960 Thank you. 443 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,320 Thank you. [GASPS] 444 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,560 Mistress, 445 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,920 -you made me a promise. -I did? 446 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,120 Ah. 447 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,200 I have given my life to God. 448 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,200 Lived these three score year a holy virgin. 449 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,560 My manhood untouched. 450 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,040 Sixty years of seed ne'er released. 451 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,480 Oh, Madam, my tongue is as clumsy as it is big. 452 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,280 Only, I would toss Christ aside as a whore's bucker, 453 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,360 if it were the price for a life in thine arms. 454 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,880 For, Helene, I do love thee. 455 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,360 [GASPS] 456 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,160 Since the first day that I spied thee 457 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,320 I knew you would come to love me also. 458 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,040 -But... But I do not. -But you will! 459 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,000 I cannot. I love only one man, the father of my... 460 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,240 What, the doctor that deserted thee? 461 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,680 -Oh, Helene, feel now my holy crosier. -[SHRIEKS] 462 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,680 Oh! Oh, Helene! 463 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,640 [MOANING LOUDLY] 464 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,960 [BOTH MOANING] 465 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,880 [MOANING CONTINUES] 466 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,880 [LOUD GRUNTING] 467 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,640 Sir, stop! 468 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,760 I will not! I cannot! 469 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,120 Oh! Forgive me. 470 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,880 I am o'er boisterous. [CHUCKLES] 471 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,680 It is too soon, um... 472 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,800 But it is a real love, I assure thee. 473 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,800 I feel for thee as I did my own mother, 474 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,400 a pure love. 475 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,760 Oh, but your devil's pillow! [GRUNTING] 476 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,760 Sir... [YELPS] 477 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,360 Sorry. Sorry. I will let thee rest. Ah, but tomorrow... 478 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,000 Tomorrow, we will meet and plan 479 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,720 how you will fulfil thy promise 480 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,320 to wed and drain me of my aged seed. 481 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,960 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 482 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,600 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 483 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,280 [GLASS SHATTERS] 484 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,080 [BREATHING UNSTEADILY] 485 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,880 Out, out. 486 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,920 Damned lights. 487 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,960 Curse these hateful looking balls! 488 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,560 [GRUNTING] 489 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,120 [EDMUND GROANS] 490 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,000 -[GASPING] -BROTHER JOSEPH: Brother, wake! 491 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,080 'Tis but I, Joseph. 492 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,840 Are you sure? 493 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,360 I'm disguised as a Nubian stevedore. 494 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,480 For you, I brought a cabin boy's attire. 495 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,400 Oh, brother, my life is o'er. 496 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,880 I'm in no mood for costume play! 497 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,680 Let us go. Leave this place to travel to the Americas. 498 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,200 We can start anew! 499 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,800 Leave Hunderby? 500 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,240 No. No, no, I cannot. 501 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:31,320 You would stay and be wed to that succubus? 502 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,000 Anything must be better than the torture 503 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,800 that awaits thee here, Brother. 504 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:39,240 Dorothy will force thee nightly to her sloppy clump! 505 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,760 [SIGHS] 506 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,880 [LAUGHS] 507 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,280 [BOTH GASP] 508 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,400 Prithee, whither are you hurrying 509 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,080 at such a sooty hour, Master Edmund? 510 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,320 [MIMICS SCOTTISH ACCENT] Who ye Edmund? I am not Edmund. 511 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,960 I am Captain Jack. 512 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,920 I think I know who ye are, after 50 years, sir. 513 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:15,080 And you, Brother Joseph? Trying to kidnap my fiance, perhaps? 514 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,200 Well, oh, you wily old parsnip. You found us out. 515 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,760 'Tis but a... A bachelor amusement. 516 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,400 It's just a last hurrah 517 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,760 where the marital leader's naval shot in my feet, 518 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,120 and for Erlin to rest. 519 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,240 [BOTH LAUGHING] 520 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:33,040 Well, perhaps we might invite Pastor John to join your male merriment. 521 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,680 I have but the two costumes. 522 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,280 Pastor John. 523 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,840 -Pastor John! Pastor John! -Run, Brother, run. 524 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:41,960 Brother... 525 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,640 Brother, no! 526 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,280 [SCREAMS] 527 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,080 Ahhh! 528 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,600 [WAILING] 529 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,360 Help! Make haste! Biddy! 530 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,480 Pastor John! Quickly! 531 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,320 Oh! Oh! 532 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,640 -[SOBBING] -What has happened here? 533 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,160 My poor darling hath taken a tumble. 534 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,000 I were walking below stairs when I... 535 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,720 I saw him just topple from top to bottom 536 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,600 like a bow within a sailor's hat. 537 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,880 Was there an accident or might he have tossed himself off? 538 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,160 But why would he when he had our wedding to look forward to? 539 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,840 [SOFTLY] Unless he were pushed! 540 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,360 [GROANS] 541 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,320 Hush, hush. He speaks a name. 542 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,720 Dorothy... 543 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,800 -Joseph! -[ALL GASP] 544 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,720 He said it was Brother Joseph to push him down the stairs! 545 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,080 What if he's still here? 546 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,000 It must have... [GRUNTS] 547 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,920 Brother Edmund? 548 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,440 He hath passed out. 549 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,400 I hope he hath not passed away. 550 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,640 -DOROTHY: Oh, woe. -[SHOOK WHIMPERING] 551 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,720 That he should be broken so soon after 552 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,840 he were cured of his last disabling. 553 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,600 Oh, please God, he may not have broken anything. 554 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,800 But look at his legs. 555 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,680 All bent the wrong way. 556 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,800 -[BONES CRACK] -[SCREAMS] 557 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,680 Peace, brother! Shook, come, boy. 558 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,440 We will catch this Scotch devil! 559 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,080 [GROANS AND GRUNTS] 560 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,480 Is anybody there? 561 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,880 [EDMUND SCREAMING] 562 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,880 [SHOUTS] Hello? 563 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,640 HELENE: Dorothy! [ECHOES] 564 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,040 Graham? Graham. 565 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,520 [GASPING] 566 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,160 Oh! Oh, nay. Nay! 567 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,520 Oh! Ah, my baby! 568 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,800 My baby! 569 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:53,640 Oh, Graham! 570 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,880 [GROANING] 571 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,280 [SIGHS] 572 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,440 [GROANING] 573 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,360 Oh! Oh, Master Edmund. 574 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,800 -Oh, fallen out of... -[SCREAMING] 575 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,160 Come on. 576 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,320 [SIGHS] 577 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,720 Trying to get frisky with Dory before the wedding? 578 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,040 -Please, Dorothy. Please. -[GRUNTS] There. 579 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,880 Please, Dorothy. 580 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,200 [DOROTHY SHUSHING] 581 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,360 Ah! 582 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,080 Lovely day out there. 583 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,120 [CLEARS THROAT] 584 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,760 [GRUNTS] 585 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:17,960 [MOANING] 586 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:22,720 [SCREAMS] 587 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,160 -Oh! -[GRUNTS] 588 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,000 [WHISPERS] Dorothy, please. 589 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,840 -Please, Dorothy. Please. -Darling... 590 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,640 I do, I love thee too. 591 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,160 Please, Dorothy. 592 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,680 [WHISPERS] I love thee. I love thee. 593 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,080 Graham? 594 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:44,840 BROTHER JOSEPH: Please, Jesus, no! 595 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,560 Please, Jesus. Jesus. 596 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,520 [BROTHER JOSEPH GRUNTS] 597 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,120 [HORSE SNICKERS] 598 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,520 Arghhh! 599 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,120 'Tis a new cure from abroad, sir, 600 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,960 to help build up your spindly ankles. 601 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,560 I shall... [CLEARS THROAT] 602 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,600 ...just do the other side to match. 603 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,240 HESTHER: Nay! Halt! 604 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,400 Are you mad, sister? 605 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,160 Shattering his, his spidered limbs. 606 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:59,920 Edmund, sir, I shall fetch help forthwith. 607 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,480 Nay, nay, sister, sister, ye are mistaken. 608 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,240 Why would I harm him when we are to be married? 609 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,800 [LAUGHING] Ye? Married? 610 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,720 'Tis a jest, sister! 611 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,960 The whole village speaks of your 612 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,280 amorous hankerings, always has. 613 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,360 How ye do moon and fawn upon Edmund 614 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,400 and he hath no more love for thee than 615 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,480 the stools that nestle in his night pot. 616 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:29,480 Shut your wicked beak or I will twist thee twice-fold 617 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,680 and render your top off a match for your bottom. 618 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,520 Aye, then do so! 619 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,880 Let the world see how ye must maim and mallet to get thy way! 620 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,360 [THUD] 621 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,040 Cheeky cripple! 622 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,760 What did you do that for? 623 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,880 Well, I thought I'd learn her a lesson. 624 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,480 Well, you've learnt her a lesson too good. 625 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,000 I only tapped her. 626 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,640 With a poker, sister. 627 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,520 [HESTHER GRUNTING] 628 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,440 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 629 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,280 'Twas for the best. She ne'er had much of a life. 630 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,440 Come, Shook. 631 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,920 Our fresh young bride is waiting. 632 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,200 [SHOOK SNIFFING] 633 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,200 Shook? 634 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:28,240 If we just tip her in, let the pigs demolish her, Biddy! 635 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,040 BIDDY: She won't go! 636 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,240 -God, she repels even the pigs. -Nay. 637 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,760 [SHOOK BARKING] 638 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,640 Oh, God! Quick! Quick! 639 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,920 Help! Pastor John, help, oh... 640 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,720 [DOROTHY GROANING] 641 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,200 Oh, oh, sweet Christ, Jesus! 642 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,880 Oh, saintly invert! 643 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,200 Oh, Pastor! We did, we did find her in the pen, 644 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,040 perhaps she fell in whilst trying to feed the piglets. 645 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,080 She is such a kindly soul, 646 00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,880 with love for all creation. 647 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,520 Oh, heaven have mercy, but, 648 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,000 nay, looky here, she hath been battered. 649 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,880 It is not the work of pigs, 650 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,640 she has scars, 'tis... 651 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,480 'Tis but a twain like a pomegranate. 652 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,120 DOROTHY: Oh, but... 653 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,440 Who would stove in a cretin's head 654 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,480 and leave her be swallowed by swine? 655 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,080 Helene. Dr Foggerty. 656 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,440 Brother Joseph. Edmund. Ronald. 657 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,080 Oh, heinous and twisted child of Christ! 658 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,960 Her hideous beacon snuffed out. 659 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,080 'Tis a day to rent the curtain of heaven for sure. 660 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,040 Come, Biddy, we must lay out poor Hesther's body 661 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,080 and prepare for the angels. 662 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:36,840 [SIGHS] 663 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,160 [JIG PLAYING] 664 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,480 Bring me ale, whisky and poison. 665 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,800 Oh, someone's had a rough night. 666 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,640 -You be that doctor? -I'm nobody! 667 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:56,280 Oh, come, he's a handsome brute. 668 00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:00,240 Even with those chubby slits I'd ride ye till morn. 669 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:04,320 Then you would be riding a crippler, an adulterer and a murderer. 670 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,120 Do what you will, ride me out to hell! 671 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,640 [THUD] 672 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,640 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 673 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,160 [LAUGHING] 674 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:19,880 [DRUM ROLL] 675 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,080 [MOB CHEERING] 676 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,160 [MOB CONTINUES CHEERING] 677 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,360 [DRUM ROLL CONTINUES] 678 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,240 [DRUM ROLL CONTINUES] 679 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:02,440 Old, poor Sister Hesther's cruelly battered body. 680 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:07,120 Oh, sweet Lord! What monster would choose such 681 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:11,000 an unhappy life to end? And so viciously. 682 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,240 DR FOGGERTY: 'Tis I. 683 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,720 [ALL GASP] 684 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,040 I am a monster. 685 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,120 Whate'er you say, 686 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,920 I am guilty and more. 687 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,720 Well, then, here he is. 688 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,680 The devil doctor, I might have known it. 689 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,680 [ALL AGREE] 690 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,400 Describe the details of thy grim confession, man, 691 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,480 that we might reel in its noxious barbarity. [SNIFFS] 692 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,680 I killed Hesther. 693 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,120 [ALL GASP] 694 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,920 Aye, but why, sir, and how? 695 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,360 -I smothered her... -Oh! 696 00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,920 ...with a cushion. 697 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,160 You mean you bludgeoned her. 698 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:10,040 [HESITANTLY] Yes. 699 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,520 'Tis how she died? 700 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:13,920 A cushion, you say? 701 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,040 You split her head in two with a cushion? 702 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,080 Oh, well, then, 703 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:22,040 [STUTTERING] I put something in it! 704 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,440 [ALL GASP] 705 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,360 He bludgeoned the wife he had already lamed, 706 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,640 then fed her to the pigs 707 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:29,360 like a banana down a throat! 708 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,360 -[ALL GASP] -Please, I could... 709 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,480 Who would do such a thing to Hesther? Oh, poor Hesther! 710 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,400 Did ye or did ye not stove in the chubby 711 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,800 skull of this unhappy child of Christ? 712 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,640 WENCH 1: Beg pardon, Pastor. 713 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,400 But I think he done it. 714 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,840 We was in the tavern supping with he. 715 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,200 Aye, said he were married to a boring, 716 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,640 dumpy cripple. And that he killed her. 717 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:52,960 -[ALL GASP] -Well, there we are, 718 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,320 the bragging murderer. 719 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,960 He should be hung forthwith. 720 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,520 All those in accord, say "aye". 721 00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,080 ALL: Aye! 722 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,320 Aye! 723 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,160 Let the blaggard be hanged! 724 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:03,440 [CROWD CHEERING] 725 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:07,720 [WHIMPERING] 726 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,000 [GASPS] 727 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,080 Graham? 728 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,040 -Helene? -Graham! 729 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,280 You are alive! 730 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,920 -You have come to watch me hang? -Hang? 731 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,840 -Nay, oh, God! -Helene? 732 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,600 -Why? -Oh, Helene! 733 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,160 -What... Tell me, what has he done? -DR FOGGERTY: Helene! 734 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:24,520 -Helene! -Graham! 735 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,480 -Helene! -Graham! 736 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,600 Helene! 737 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:28,880 Graham... [SOBBING] 738 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,880 -Helene! -[DOOR CLOSES] 739 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,680 Please, my nearly bride. Take her to the vestry and prepare her. 740 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,800 Becalm her till our wedding time 741 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:41,160 and be sure to sluice her devil's split. [SNIFFS] 742 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,640 [GROANS] 743 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:46,280 No! [WHIMPERS] Graham! 744 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,760 [HELENE SHRIEKS] 745 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:49,880 [DOOR CLOSES] 746 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,200 -[ALL CHEERING] -[DRUM ROLL] 747 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,680 Might we be married now, Pastor, 748 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,240 only I do not wish my fiance to become overly tired. 749 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,280 He shall have to be unwrapped. 750 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,320 Oh, nay, you know the depth of his feeling for me, Pastor, 751 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:30,920 and, uh, vibrant consummation will I'm sure be proof enough, though 752 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,200 I will have to do the donkey work. 753 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,400 Uh, well... Still, Brother? 754 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,040 [GRUNTING] 755 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,400 Oh, you see? 756 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,960 He begs us to proceed, Pastor. [CHUCKLES] 757 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,800 Very well. Dearly beloved... 758 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,640 Uh, the faster version, if you will. 759 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:48,600 I, uh, I'm sure we're all keen to see the hanging. 760 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,720 Do you, um, Edmund, 761 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,320 nay, there is too much thrashing, I cannot suffer it. 762 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,040 He simply cannot wait to wed me, Pastor, 763 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,760 and thrust his frontal tail within my broken mound. 764 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,560 -[GRUNTS] -I beg we proceed. 765 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,280 [MOB JEERING] 766 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,600 [DRUM ROLL] 767 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,280 Do it, man. 768 00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:07,680 End me. 769 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,480 And when my neck doth snap, 770 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:15,360 my seed will shower you all! 771 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,560 As once it did Helene's sweet and eager face. 772 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,440 [SOBBING] Oh, Helene! 773 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,000 Farewell. 774 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,920 Farewell, child Ronald. 775 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,640 Hush-ho, child. 776 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,720 [SINGING] 777 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,920 -[CHOKING] -[MOB CHEERING] 778 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,680 [GAGGING] 779 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:54,320 PASTOR JOHN: I now invite you to join hands and read your vows 780 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,720 in the presence of God and his people. 781 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,240 [GRUNTING] 782 00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,800 -Do you, Dorothy... -I do. 783 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:01,840 -[EDMUND GRUNTING] -[KISSING] 784 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,520 God's life! 785 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,640 [EXHALING] 786 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:10,080 Pastor... 787 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,640 I saw who truly was who did batter 788 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,280 poor Hesther to her untimely death. 789 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,680 [GASPS] 790 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,000 EDMUND: It was not our goodly doctor. 791 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:20,480 It was Dorothy. 792 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:21,960 [MOB CLAMOURING OUTSIDE] 793 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,680 She did smash poor Hesther's head to pulp with a mallet! 794 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:31,000 Nay, Edmund. Master, thee are simply delirious from thy plummet. 795 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,920 [CHUCKLES] Let Dory take thee home. 796 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,040 -Pastor, she pushed me down the stairs. -He's not well, Pastor. 797 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,320 Look what she did! 798 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,000 Please! Please! 799 00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,400 Oh, go and cut him down! Cut him down, I say. 800 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,160 Oh! Oh, Christ! 801 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,480 Oh, Christ! Oh, my God! 802 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,520 [CHURCH BELL TOLLING] 803 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,400 [SOBBING] 804 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,400 Oh, Graham. 805 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,920 [SOBBING] Why? 806 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,280 Why, God, why? 807 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,880 -[WHISPERS] Helene... -[GASPS] 808 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,880 Do I dream thy perfect scent? 809 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,320 Graham? 810 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:30,720 [GASPS] 811 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:31,800 But... 812 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,960 Where are thine eyes, love? 813 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,440 -Do I look a fright? -Oh! 814 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,960 I did put them out when... 815 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,000 When I saw thee at rut with the withered bastard. 816 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,480 [GASPS] But I did nay! 817 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,600 He did force his holy pipe upon me. 818 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,960 [SNIFFLING] I love only thee, Graham. 819 00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,560 Oh! 820 00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,160 [CONTINUES SOBBING] 821 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,440 [TEARS DRIPPING] 822 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,560 [HELENE CONTINUES SOBBING] 823 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,280 Oh. 824 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,680 -I can see. -[GASPS] 825 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:39,200 Oh, to glimpse thy perfect beauty once again. 826 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,680 God hath regifted me a second life. 827 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:53,960 Let us seize it, lamb, and ne'er let go. 828 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,600 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 829 00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,280 We shall take child Ronald and flee, my love. 830 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,240 Oh, sweet Helene. 831 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,280 Let me ne'er look upon another sight again. 832 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,440 Graham? 833 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,760 Oh, God! 834 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,080 Oh, God, no! 835 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,520 Helene? Wife? 836 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:30,520 Ronald and I are waiting. 837 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,280 -Wife? -I'm sorry. 838 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,280 Graham, I'm... 839 00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,640 PASTOR JOHN: Tarry not, woman. 840 00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:41,040 Ronald is heavy and I... 841 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,200 -I would not wish to drop him. -[GASPS] Oh! 842 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,560 Helene? 843 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:47,800 Helene? 844 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,920 -Come. -[SCREAMS] Helene! 845 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,280 [RONALD CRYING]